Coolest:
I know y’all are going to say this is the worst, and Chloë’s the worst, and she did that whole Brown Bunny thing…but I love her. I love that she takes risks, and really doesn’t give a fork if they work or not. GFY believes she founded or joined a Henry VIII-themed bike gang, and I’m down with that.
Cheekiest:
Prince George, obvs. That smile! Those socks! Gym shorts with a crisp button-down! George is a risk taker, and I like that in a man…kid…mankid.
Sharpest:
Witness Him! As Joe Jackson would say, “You gotta look sharp.” Nicholas Hoult does just that.
Indefinable:
Simply SWINTON. You or I could not wear this, we’d look like we took a trip to Frump City. But, Tilda? She can wear anything.
I mean, this is completely ridiculous and doesn’t fit. But, she’s the SWINTON.
Handsomely Hued:
The Hiddles is gorgeous in blue, but this…is it aubergine? It’s gorgeous. I’ll not focus on his “lapels” this time.
Timeless:
Ladies and G-men and everyone in between, feast your eyes on Claire Fraser, aka Caitriona Balfe, aka Little Mustard Riding Hood. I want to be her, and I want that gorgeous cape.
In honor of The Purple One, who always did his own fashion thing, there are no “worsts” this week. We’ve already been through enough.
