Sometimes It Takes an Englishman to Teach Us What’s Great About Being an American: Patrick Stewart Sings Cowboy Classics


Um, what?

While the statesiders among us celebrated our independence by blowing up shit — I mean, scaring the crap out of our nation’s dogs — and stuffing our faces with as much junk food and crap beer as we can in a single day,one of our favorite foreign friends was busy singing about what it truly means to be an American:  wrestling steer, celebrating Santa Claus and gringos and FREEDOM (can I get a “Yeeeeeehaaaaw”?). Don’t believe me?





Yeah, I don’t know what’s happening, either. As long as you can accept that you’re about to be scarred for life, you really should watch this — BUT  — only after you’ve had several beers (or your preferred psychotropic method). I can’t in good conscience recommend seeing it stone cold sober.

Did that really just happen?



I’m sorry to inform you Patrick Stewart’s Cowboy Classics is plum sold out.


Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over ten years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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