While the world ponders the ridiculousness of such things as which celebrity’s team *won* the Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift — Hiddleswift/Swoki — breakup announcement, we can count on Stephen Colbert for the proper farcical mourning. The man never, ever disappoints. As we’d expect Taylor to eventually do, like Tom, Colbert got the jump on things and sang a little ditty about his own broken heart. But no worries; after a proper acknowledgement of his pain, Colbert admitted he’s already moved on.
Honestly, don’t we see this as an upgrade all around?
Not only are the photos more provocative; the moniker rolls better off the tongue. Say it with us, people, and all hail Katlando.