Well, this is an amusing Wednesday wonder.
Always entertaining and often provocative author Stephen King recently remarked on the Twitters that Donald Trump is (probably) a Lovecraftian creature.
Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn’t absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 12, 2016
Amusing as the thought is, and as much as we love that King has finally figured out what’s going on under that … mop … it would seem the Great Old One was rightfully offended and indicated so with a delightful round of Kingly references.
Trump could barely hope to be 1/63 as great as I am if he weren’t such a buffoon, @StephenKing pic.twitter.com/AKU0PFNoG2
— Cthulhu for America (@cthulhu4america) September 12, 2016
One can hardly blame such a majestic creature for being bothered by the comparison. Might I suggest King consider that Trump’s luxurious locks could actually be covering up an alternately awful alter-entity?
Happy Hump Day, y’all.
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