Our wonderful President Obama only has a short time left in office (*sniffle*), but he’s working every last minute. Okay, so maybe reading mean tweets isn’t strictly classified as work, but, then again, he does get in the best Trump dig, so … campaigning for Hillary? You decide.
Actually, no. You don’t have to make any decisions this early in the morning; just watch and enjoy. And, Mr. President, don’t you worry about the idiots who complain about your jeans; we think you’re dead sexy.
Wait, did I say that out loud?
PHONE DROP. Literally.
We’ll miss you so, Mr. President.
