Just How Far Did Will Graham Fall or Why Fifty Shades Darker, Hugh Dancy, WHY?

This cannot be happening. Somebody tell me this isn’t happening. Somebody tell me WHY this is happening.

How does Hugh Dancy go from Hannibal, and even The Path (where he was equally excellent), to this?

Yeah, I can’t even make it through that, and I had no idea Hugh Dancy was in the big screen adaptation of Lifetime’s Mother, May I Sleep with Boring? until accidentally stumbling on the news, because the latest trailer dropped today. Dancy is apparently playing Dr. John Flynn, Christian Grey’s (Jamie Dornan) shrink, and all I can think is:  THEY GOT THE WRONG GUY.

Thank the gods though, Mads’ trajectory keeps going upward, and I can’t see him ever taking on a role in this. I mean, chickens:  good, Fifty Shades:  Just say your safe word (FUCKNO).

Dude, I hope they can pull you back on the right track for Hannibal‘s return. I guess if anyone can save you now, it’s Mads Mikkelsen and Bryan Fuller, because uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over ten years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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