This is not good. This is almost as not good as Britney; all showy with the hands and the legs,
and the …
… because apparently Madonna’s flexibility and dance moves are more important than her singing. You know, I can feel a little badly for Britney but this, this is just uncomfortable (and the first time I’ve seen Corden look bored). Her Carpool Karaoke is one we could have done without, because it’s basically Corden trying to work up some enthusiasm while Madonna preens and attempts to cajole admiration from him. Heck, even her attempt at flirting goes badly, and it’s just weird that they barely look at each other. (Somebody’s a little too fascinated by herself.) Go ahead, have a watch and hey, enjoy Corden’s singing because he mostly drowns out her Madgesty. Then, watch Lin-Manuel Miranda or RHCP or Lady Gaga to wash it all away.