I recently and unfortunately suffered the experience of watching Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice in its entirety. Despite my pleas, the mister felt he had to see it through, while I moaned, groaned and made lots of terrible sound effects that could only improve what was happening on our television. Are you kidding me with that Batfleck bullshit? I can truly say, those couple hours of my life were filled regret and boredom (save, Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman) and who knows, I may have suffered permanent retina damage. Clearly, Zack Snyder feels otherwise, and he made a teaser indicating he’d like to take down another big franchise or two.
PLEASE GODS, NEVER LET HIM HAVE THE CHANCE. If you weren’t, like me, utterly mystified by B v. S. ever having made it to a theater, here’s a new opportunity. You see, Snyder thinks it would be cool to mash-up Star Wars and the DC world, resulting in this Justice League Star Wars Trailer: Dark Side Knight Vs. Super Jedi abomination. You really shouldn’t watch it unless you aren’t already fully aware he should never be allowed near a Star War(s), in which case …
… go ahead, have at it. Just remember, once those two minutes and eleven seconds are gone, you can’t get them back.
I’m sorry, was that supposed to be creative? Entertaining? Did something besides staring characters happen? Oh, yeah, I think there were lightsabers. My kid has one, too. Maybe I should make a trailer of me typing with a lightsaber. I have to go poke out my own eyes now. Bye.