… for the buck, that is.
In news surprising to exactly zero people who’ve ever seen Chris Evans or a Captain America film, today Forbes announced the actor as Hollywood’s best payoff (second year in a row), returning approximately $135.80 for every dollar he’s paid. I mean, who could imagine a dude with excellent comedic timing and a particular set of …
assets, a nice guy who plays nice guys, would be a huge box office draw? (Only every Tumblr user in existence …) Rounding out Forbes‘ list of the industry’s most profit-worthy stars this year are Passengers co-stars, Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence (numbers 2 and 10, respectively),
Matt Damon (9), Robert Downey Jr. (8), Ben Affleck (7), Jennifer Aniston (6), Vin Diesel (5), Mila Kunis (4) and Scarlett Johansson (3) — hear that Marvel? — so, give us our Black Widow movie, STAT.
Sorry, asshole! Johnny!
