Forgot It’s Valentine’s Day Today? No Worries; Head to Burger King for an Adult Meal and the Perfect Gift

Hey baby, how’d you like to see my Whopper?

No, not that kind of Whopper; this kind of Whopper:

What I mean is, if you’re one of those people who totally forgot it was Valentine’s Day, Burger King just saved your ass. Because they’ve got a backup plan that not only includes a surprise hot meal for you and your true love; it also provides a free gift*. Oh, and not just any old gift … an Adult gift.

Your last minute date is gonna be so hot. Check it:

That’s a Whopper, fries, a drink, plus either an eye mask, a feather duster, and a

egg beater head massager? Can you even imagine the fantasy-fueled evening you’re going to have after you and your sweetheart eat, and open your gifts together?

Happy V.D., y’all.

*only available in Israel.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over ten years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.