Trump Scratch Fever: This Is What 45’s Lawyers Are Wasting Their Time On

Forget about North Korea and Russia and actual reality, because there’s a big, bad kitty out there, and somebody’s got to stop it. Also, a rogue teenager having a little fun is apparently a YUGE threat to the Trumpster’s fragile self-image.

That’s right, a 17 year old who created a “silly” little side project to entertain herself and others has received more than one cease and desist letter from 45’s attorneys, for infringing on his “internationally known and famous” trademarked name.

As if anyone could do worse to tarnish his reputation than the man, himself …

For now the site appears to be down/unavailable, so if you’re wondering what the big threat to His Egoesty’s reputation is, well; it’s basically pictures of Trump’s head, and the ability to virtually scratch at those pictures with kitten paws.

I ask you to take a moment to just look at that photo directly above, particularly at the expression on his face, and tell me exactly how anything could further tarnish him? I mean, take a peek at the man’s Twitter and (FBI investigations aside)  you’d be hard pressed to find anything more damaging, never mind with the use of virtual kitten paws.

In the words of’s creator, Lucy,

I really just want people to be aware that this is a president who’s clearly more concerned about what people think of him than doing things of substance … The fact that as president he still has teams going around bothering to shut down silly sites like mine is outrageous. Literally all my site is, is punching him with kitten paws. A president should not have the time or care to hire people to shut sites like mine down. He should be running the country, not tweeting about TV ratings or anything else like that.”

You’d think those lawyers might be preparing for more pressing matters, but then again, perhaps that giant ego is still preventing them from seeing the real danger ahead.


Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over ten years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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