You Have a Bad Penis: Chris Evans Reveals What He Hopes Will Be an Oscar-Winning Performance in Dennis

You guys, I’m ashamed to admit I did not know Chris Evans was capable of this level of emotional performance.

My gods, that he’s only been studying the real life antihero for only six weeks, stalking observing him, reading his emails, nailing down every nuance, every facial tic. He WILL win awards for this incredible, heart-rending performance as Dennis. Just watch this amazing trailer, and tell me you aren’t moved if not all the way, nearly to the brink of a tear.

We knew he was our forever Cap(Ass) …

but nobody could have predicted this.


I mean, don’t worry man; we’ve all been there.

Wait, is he?

Oh god.


Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over ten years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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