I really don’t need to say much here, do I? We have a creepy creature inhabiting the Oval Office; he jams down some nonsensical letters on a keypad, shoots them out the the world under the guise of an actual government leader … it’s only proper and right we should hear them in what is surely representative of his true self. This one goes out to you, 45, if you can even hear anyone outside your own swollen head.
I don’t know who had more fun watching; me or Colbert.
Wait, do they mean us?
Happy Hump Day, y’all.