This is EVERYTHING.
You’ve seen and heard celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves before, but no one has ever been as good as Hottie McHotterson, Jeff Goldblum is reading random randy thoughts from the dirty minds of people like me and you. From the moment we all saw him — which for some people might be The Big Chill, others, Jurassic Park and still others, could be when he played Freak #1 in Death Wish — pretty much everyone began crushing on the man.
His every response to each increasingly suggestive tweet is, just as you’d expect, handled with the utmost sincerity (and humor) …
… let’s just say that if you somehow weren’t already madly in love, you will be after this. Go ahead, watch it twelve times. Thirteen, even.
Jeff Goldblum reading all these thirsty tweets about himself is exactly what I needed today pic.twitter.com/nKXAlfuBmL
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 14, 2018
Pardon me; I have to watch again.
